10 of the Best (or Worst) Cannabis Dad Jokes

10 of the Best (or Worst) Cannabis Dad Jokes
June 16, 2019 Noa

10 of the Best (or Worst) Cannabis Dad Jokes

Ah, dad jokes. The most cringe-worthy of the cringes. Bad puns, worn-out one-liners, for some reason the internet can’t get enough of them. We’ve compiled some of the corniest cannabis jokes we could find.  You know you’ll be telling them to your friends all weekend!

Have any terrible cannabis jokes to add? Leave them below in the comments!

Q. What do you call a stoner with two spliffs?

A. Double-jointed


Q. Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

A. Because pot holder was taken.


Q. What do you get after eating too many cannabis edibles?

A. A pot-belly.


Q. What do mermaids smoke?

A. Seaweed.


Q. What’s the difference between stoners and politicians?

A. Politicians don’t inhale, they just suck.


Q. How do sharks get high?

A. Reefer.


Q. What do stoners put on their spaghetti?

A. Legalized marinara.


Q. Why don’t stoners argue?

A. They always take the high road.


Q. What kind of car did the stoner drive?

A. Blazer.


Q. What did the papers say to the weed?

A. Let’s roll!


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